A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. They tried to make other arrangements, but the train was full and they were both very tired. They agreed to make the best of it for at least one night. There were two berths, and the man gallantly agreed to take the upper one. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,This joke has been presented in Rec.humor.funny the oldest still-running blog. Rec.humor.funny was created on Aug 7, 1987 after having first been proposed in 1986. (You can read a bit more of the story of RHF's creation if you like.)
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you please reach into that closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she said. "Get your own fucking blanket."
In my dining room it is starting to look like Christmas as some of the preparations are ready for visitors coming to celebrate Christmastime together with us.
In relation to kitchen and diningroom here is another joke from the same old blog:
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.Two years ago I had my first reference to Rec.humor.funny and the Original Blogger Jorn Barger. Interesting information can be spread twice or more in good blog-posts.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'